Fine Art

“They Call Me Milk Daddy” Says Man Who Just Bought 35 Gallons of Milk

Since the Adler Planetarium Is Closed, the Keepers Let All the Gas Giants Run Around and See All the Exhibits

Train Is Wearing Face Mask

New Chicago-Style Chicago Manual of Style All Stuck Together with Mustard

Rats Erecting Inflatable Construction Workers to Protest Unsafe Labor Practices

Huge Rat Really Just Three Mice in a Tiny Trench Coat

Gimp Applying for Job Listing Offering Salary Commensurate With Experience Hoping to Receive 40 Spanks per Hour

Sportsbar Somehow All Screens

Neighbor Drags St. Andrew's Cross and Spanking Bench Outside for Dibs After Recent Snow

Bean Shrinking a Little Because of the Cold