CHICAGO — The famous newspaper Chicago Sun-Times let go twenty percent of their staff. The Chicago Genius Herald bosses also got rid of pretty much everybody. Its just me now. Both papers want to let everyone know they can still expect qality gouralism.
The company that owns teh paper can’t make the paper anymore because they are non-profit. So no more paper, less staff. Same here at genius. I get to write and edite and put the article on the website, which is now going to have way more temu ads but thats how its got to be ok.
Advertisement:
Making money is hard, but it’s the only reason to do anything. No won wants to buy the news now because its free and also usually fake. But we will still tell the truth here at genius and also the Suntimes says they’re going to do that too.
“Even though we’ve have to make drastic cuts, you can still accept the news.” Someone at the suntimes said that to me, but I didn’t find out her name. She had brown hair, but some of it was gray, so I think she works there for a long time.
She also said the paper is only website now, but it would still talk about the weather, the crime, and the politcs like Mayor Brendan Johnon. The genius will also be about these things, but not weather because we had to sell the radar thing to a scrap man.
Advertisement:
We also got ride of the computers, but I am able to trype really fast on my ipad . a ;; photos will now be ai as soon as we can figure out how to get it to stop putting big boobs on people.
Suntims also owns the radio wbeez. They will still play music but its going to be whatever is playing at the Jimmy Buffet margaritaville next door. If you like wait wait don’t tell me you will like it is replacement, keep waiting.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Advertisement:
Sorry, i have to hit my word count or I’m next. I have to write fifty articles today and I don’t wkno what the fuck I’m doing. I hope you don’t get in trouble for cussing in articles but if i waste any time backspace i won’t have time for lunch and I love lunch.
To summerise, news is still important! But business is so much important. So less news, but still good news! Everyday you will see some amount of news and some of it will be qality. That’s the promise of important newspapers like suntimes, genius, buzzfeeed, the bezos post, x.com the everything app.
Please subscribe or they will put me down like a dog
