What If Your Alderman Were Goth? We Have the Answer for Some Reason

What If Your Alderman Were Goth?

We Have the Answer for Some Reason

Well, we don’t know why, but we figured out what all of Chicago’s Aldermen would look like if they were Goth. We’re under a lot of pressure at Chicago Genius Herald and our editor said if we didn’t come up with something big soon he was going to “kick our asses into the lake,” so we stayed up all night and this is what we came up with. It’s what your Alderman would look like as a Goth. This is journalism.

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Daniel La Spata

Ward 1

Brian Hopkins

Ward 2

Pat Dowell

Ward 3

Sophia King

Ward 4

Leslie Hairston

Ward 5

Roderick Sawyer

Ward 6

Gregory Mitchell

Ward 7

Michelle Harris

Ward 8

Anthony Beale

Ward 9

Susan Sadlowski Garza

Ward 10

Patrick Thompson

Ward 11

George A. Cardenas

Ward 12

Marty Quinn

Ward 13

Ed Burke

Ward 14

Raymond Lopez

Ward 15

Stephanie D. Coleman

Ward 16

David Moore

Ward 17

Derrick Curtis

Ward 18

Matthew O’Shea

Ward 19

Jeanette B. Taylor

Ward 20

Howard Brookins Jr.

Ward 21

Michael D. Rodriguez

Ward 22

Silvana Tabares

Ward 23

Michael Scott Jr.

Ward 24

Byron Sigcho Lopez

Ward 25

Roberto Maldonado

Ward 26

Walter Burnett, Jr.

Ward 27

Jason Ervin

Ward 28

Chris Taliaferro

Ward 29

Ariel E. Reboyras

Ward 30

Felix Cardona, Jr.

Ward 31

Scott Waguespack

Ward 32

Rossana Rodriguez Sanchez

Ward 33

Carrie Austin

Ward 34

Carlos Ramirez-Rosa

Ward 35

Gilbert Villegas

Ward 36

Emma Mitts

Ward 37

Nicholas Sposato

Ward 38

Samantha Nugent

Ward 39

Andre Vasquez, Jr.

Ward 40

Anthony Napolitano

Ward 41

Brendan Reilly

Ward 42

Michele Smith

Ward 43

Thomas M. Tunney

Ward 44

James M. Gardiner

Ward 45

James Cappleman

Ward 46

Matthew J. Martin

Ward 47

Harry Osterman

Ward 48

Maria E. Hadden

Ward 49

Debra Silverstein

Ward 50