O’HARE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT — With DHS funding stuck in limbo, the nation’s airports are experiencing longer checkpoint lines as TSA agents call out of shifts because who the fuck wants to work fo

Chicago Remixes St. Paddy’s River Dye To Much More Stylish “Muted Sage”

SOUTH LOOP—After swiping left on all eligible bachelors within 10 miles, Claire Maddocks, 34, is gradually expanding her match radius on Hinge in the hopes of snagging a bachelor from another part

RIVER NORTH – It can seem impossible to get around our fine city of Chicago these days.

HOUSTON — Foam Party Hats, maker of the cheese grater hat that went viral during last week’s wild card game between the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers are looking to capitalize on the momentum

THE LOOP – New Years Eve, that awkward afterthought of a seasonal holiday, comes around the bend once more, this time sporting a distinctly midwestern feel.

RANCH TRIANGLE – Currently outnumbering poorly trained doodle-mixes on the sidewalks of the most affluent parts of Chicago are food-delivery robots.

LAKEVIEW — The morning of the annual Twelve Bars of X-mas started dramatically for one local reveler when Evan “Scrooge” Skrougkowski, threw open the windows of his Lakeview apartment and drunkenly

BROADVIEW — For the past two weeks, some of Chicago Genius’ bravest 5’6” to 5’9” reporters have been embedded undercover within ICE patrols deployed across our city, to bring you stories from the f

LOWER LOWER WACKER — For the past two weeks, some of Chicago Genius’ bravest and reddest-necked reporters have been embedded undercover within ICE patrols deployed across our city, to bring you sto