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Local Mother’s Day Brunch Deal: Spend $300 to Get Your Mom the Drunkest She’s Ever Been
LINCOLN PARK – One popular brunch spot, Waffles & Wine, announced a new deal for those looking to treat their mom on the darkest day of the year for food service workers, Mother’s Day.
Robin Decides When It’s Morning
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Chicago Woman Undergoes Annual Reappreciation for City
Thanks to their brutal winters and short seasons, Chicagoans have to take any chance they have to stock up on enough vitamin D to get them through the snow time.
Thompson Center’s “Snoopy in a Blender” Statue Moved To Be With Matching Statue “Mickey Run Over By a Steamroller”
ART INSTITUTE — Ahead of massive renovations to turn the Thompson Center into the GoogleMaxPrison Complex, the abstract outdoor statue that greets visitors to the Center is being rehoused by the A
Chicago Announces Plans to Somehow Turn Eclipse Into a Drinking Holiday
“If the sun’s blacking out, so am I!”
City Expands St. Paddy’s Dye To All of Lake Michigan
“What they could never see coming is dyeing one quadrillion gallons of water a bright, resplendent green. That’s right, one quadrillion. That’s a real number, you can check.”
Chicagoan Overseas Still Using Lake Michigan to Orient Self
According to Lopez, Serio spent much of the trip finding Lake Michigan somewhere to his west in order to locate museums, hotels, attractions and even to give a taxi instructions to find a gelato place in Rome.
The Weather Announces It’s Also Retiring If Tom Skilling Isn’t There to Predict It
EARTH — Following the retirement of WGN-TV’s weatherman Tom Skilling after a 45 year long television career, Weather has announced that it too will be retiring by the end of March, saying that won’
BREAKING: Trump Indicted or Fined or There Was a Court Case or Something, We’re Kind of Checked Out
Initial findings reveal that it probably involves something about the ninety-one charges he’s facing across four separate trials or whatever.
Alinea Announces Valentine’s Rebrand to Cater to Singles: Alonea
LINCOLN PARK — As couples, situationships, throuples and roving polycules head to restaurants around the city to celebrate Valentine’s Day, Chicago’s singles are once again wondering what this roma
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