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Bed Bat
Caturday - Sunday Funday
Clippy Jr.
Dec 1 - the next news cycle
Sex Frog
The day of the first summer rain
Jumbo Rock Shrimp
9/11, yikes
Baby Shoes, Never Worn
Station to Station by David Bowie
Sand Goat
June 21st - Whenever The Friday After That Is
Scorbio
April 22nd - April 21st (of the next year)
Man-Tiger
November 13–December 1
Tiger-Man
October 6 – November 12
A Handsome Orc
The fifth Tuesday of each month with 31 days
Oscar Statuette
Every Wednesday
Possum with a Banjo
March 2 - May 0