Balthirexx the Mad

Guy Using the Word “Liminal” Has Probably Never Even Been Trapped in the Quartz Halls of Balthirexx the Mad

You know what’s really liminal? The ever-multiplying crystal mazes of the mad wizard Balthirexx, which he wove into the very heart of a perfect quartz gemstone for 900 years before going back to school to get an MBA and manage a Church’s Chicken on Stony Island Ave.