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Opinion

Natalie Losse - Film Critic

Choice Is An Illusion: Inside The Matrix Resurrections’ Allegory for My Debilitating IBS

MORTALAX THE DREAD-UNDEAD OVERLORD

It’s Time To Return the 12-Foot Jumbo Skeletons Where They Belong: My Lair

Helen Gremple - Former Mother

My Three Kids Were Also Eaten By A Skunk But You Don’t See Me Making A Whole To-Do About It

Craven Barnacle

Meet Craven Barnacle: The Mayor of Marina City

St. Patrick

If Ye Cancel My Parade, I’m Bringin’ Back the Snakes

Al Capone

Dis Year Seems Like as Good a Year as Any Ta Forget About Saint Valentine’s Day

Marcus Pencil

I Made Thousands From The Gamestop Trade Boom, But I’m Still Furious They Only Offered Me Fifty Cents for My Copy of Halo: Reach

Rahm Emanuel and Forrest Claypool

Who Needs An Immersive Cyberpunk 2077 Experience When We Have Ventra?

Zagam - Portillo’s CEO - Blood Demon

It’s Time for Illinois to Give Back to Its Business Community—in Blood

Dominic Brassile

Let Me Drink From The Kiddie Pool Filled With Fire Hydrant Runoff

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