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Matthew Andrew Ryan-Williams

How Come Everyone Wants to Talk About The Air and Water Show but Not My One Man Show At The Annoyance?

Stu Denham - Chicago Style Columnist

I May Be Drenched In Sweat, But I’ll Die If I Can’t Wear a Jean Jacket In September

Natalie Losse - Film Critic

Choice Is An Illusion: Inside The Matrix Resurrections’ Allegory for My Debilitating IBS

MORTALAX THE DREAD-UNDEAD OVERLORD

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Helen Gremple - Former Mother

My Three Kids Were Also Eaten By A Skunk But You Don’t See Me Making A Whole To-Do About It

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Meet Craven Barnacle: The Mayor of Marina City

St. Patrick

If Ye Cancel My Parade, I’m Bringin’ Back the Snakes

Al Capone

Dis Year Seems Like as Good a Year as Any Ta Forget About Saint Valentine’s Day

Marcus Pencil

I Made Thousands From The Gamestop Trade Boom, But I’m Still Furious They Only Offered Me Fifty Cents for My Copy of Halo: Reach

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