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Pro-Car, Anti-Car Factions Gather in Giddings Plaza for a Rumble

LINCOLN SQUARE — With the stretch of Lincoln Ave between Lawrence and Leland closed to car traffic during construction, a lively debate between residents of the neighborhood has started around whet

To Improve Pedestrian Safety, City Urges Residents to Go Full “Bubble Boy”

Instead of the pesky task of implementing traffic control and asking auto- owners not to Wordle and drive, the city went a more defensive route. 

What The Hell: Roommate Had Car This Whole Time

“I thought Dave was a bro, but this really cranks it for me,” said a distraught Mason. “I bailed on Greta Van Fleet the last time they played the Rosemont Theatre because I didn’t want to take the blue line all the way up there, and when I told Dave this he just said, ‘damn man, that sucks’ like he couldn’t do anything about it, when he totally could’ve.”