Millennium Park Razed, Replaced With Millennium-And-⅕-Of-A-Century Park

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Allergy Season Comix

May 2021 Comix

Black Lives Matter Signs In Windows Replaced With Christmas Trees

Chicago Baby Baptized In Au Jus

“Scabby the Rat” Replaced With “Sunny, the Welcome to Work, Temporary Replacement Workers Rat”

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Thompson Center’s “Snoopy in a Blender” Statue Moved To Be With Matching Statue “Mickey Run Over By a Steamroller”

Chicago Announces Plans to Somehow Turn Eclipse Into a Drinking Holiday

City Expands St. Paddy’s Dye To All of Lake Michigan

Chicagoan Overseas Still Using Lake Michigan to Orient Self

The Weather Announces It’s Also Retiring If Tom Skilling Isn’t There to Predict It

BREAKING: Trump Indicted or Fined or There Was a Court Case or Something, We’re Kind of Checked Out

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