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Tom Skilling Reportedly “Absolute Diva” on Set of "The Bear"
CHICAGO – A well-placed cameo can delight television audiences.

Man in South Loop and Woman in Roscoe Village Engage in Long Distance Relationship
ROSCOE VILLAGE— The time is 7:07 PM. Zoya Munir, 25, gazes out the door of Le Sud awaiting her now boyfriend Karan Singh, 27.

Midsommarfest Promises More Deadly Pagan Rituals
ANDERSONVILLE – Grab your dog and fill up that totebag, because it’s Midsommarfest once again in Chicago’s folksiest neighborhood.

Schlitz Fan Devastated By Discontinuation Trying To Choke Down a Hamm’s
CHICAGO — For lovers of cheap beer, this has been a hard week as the Pabst Brewing Co.

Harold’s Announces Eagle Is Back on Their Menu for the First Time in a Century
CHICAGO — Following the exciting news that two eagle chicks were spotted in a nest in a Chicago park for the first time in nearly a century, local fried chicken favorite Harold’s had even more exci

Bewildered Chicagoans Emerge from Hibernation, Delusional About the Joys of Springtime Chi
LINCOLN PARK – As temperatures in Chicago topped 65 degrees this weekend, hundreds of stumbling, translucent North siders left their homes for the first time this season to descend upon the lakefro

With CTA Ousting Security Guards, Insecurity Guards Take Up the Post if That’s Okay With You No Worries if Not
CHICAGO – The Chicago Transit Authority, famous for good management and expert use of funds, has recently announced the layoffs of hundreds of security guards.

Flattened Rat Carcass Population Overtakes Living Rat Population
LOOP – Recent census reports have indicated for the first time, Chicago’s living rat population has been overtaken by its posthumous brethren: the flattened rat carcass.

Biker Going Wrong Way on One-Way Street Would Actually Love It if You Hit Him
LAKEVIEW – After several reports of a desperate looking middle-aged man recklessly biking the wrong way down one-way streets across the North side of Chicago, Mike O’Brien, 37, today confirmed that

Co-Worker Who Is Really Bad at Their Job Also Really Bad at Improv
LAKEVIEW EAST — While co-workers have known for several fiscal quarters that Henry Huntington, 25, a Senior Account Executive at a multinational advertising agency downtown, is profoundly incompete
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