J.B. Pritzker
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In Last Ditch Effort, Pritzker to Trick COVID Into Thinking Illinois Uninhabited by Removing All State’s Toilets
"If it can lower property taxes, it can lower our infection rate.”
Headliners JB and The Pritzkers Insist They Earned Their Spot At Lollapalooza Just Like Everybody Else
When asked about the disparity between their plum spot in the Lolla lineup and their <1,000 Spotify streams, Linda Pritzer rolled her professionally whitened eyes. “Listen, we sent in an audition CD just like everybody else.”