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Willie Wilson to Give Away More Gas, This Time Hidden in Treasure Chests Around the City
According to Wilson, the gas giveaways will continue as long as prices remain high. Wilson is considering new methods for his next giveaway, including mailing gas to people and dropping gas on the city from one of those helicopters they use to put out forest fires.
Michigan Avenue Motorcycle Caravans Challenged to Thunderdome by Road Priest of Lowest Wacker
The Road Priest Chromon of Lowest Wacker has issued a rare public declaration, challenging these riders to a Thunderdome for their flagrant disregard of Chromon’s iron rule.
