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Southwest Airlines Tells Passengers at Midway They Might Want to Start Forming Own Society
“We understand people are upset, and we’re working hard to issue chunks of flint to all our passengers.”
CTA Solves Driver Shortage by Welding Drivers’ Doors Shut
“We’re making sure that driver safety and comfort is considered,” said Borle. “There’s windows, so we can pass them food and water. Ugh, I can tell you all are wondering about bathroom breaks. Look, I don’t want to say it. You’re going to get mad at me.”
Chicago Recreational Marijuana Shortage Traced to Paul
According to many industry insiders, Paul was spotted on the security camera footage of every single dispensary in the Chicagoland area, in some cases returning multiple times in various disguises in order to get past per-customer maximums.
