LAWRENCE AVE — Friday evening Santa’s sleigh was seen parked in a Winter Overnight Parking Ban Area while running into an alley to pee.
He swiftly received a ticket from a CPD officer who had been sleeping in his car across the street.
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“I was awoken by the sound of sleigh bells and reindeer hooves.” said officer Dan Kaminski, 36. “I look over and see a sleigh with no plates just idling in an overnight parking ban spot so I wrote him a ticket.”
“For fuck’s sake that’s the fifth one tonight” said Santa jollily, returning to his sleigh. “Where am I supposed to park a sleigh and an entire team of reindeer, on a side street? And the CPD wonders why they get coal every year.”
Santa was reportedly able to fly away just as a Lincoln Towing vehicle pulled up.
