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Mayor Lightfoot Debuts Police Reform Plan to Change the C in CPD to “Cool”

Lori Lightfoot Thanks All Protestors Who Peacefully Stayed Home, Didn’t Make Signs or Call Her Office

Lounging Chicago Police Still Somehow Destructive

Starbucks Now Offering No Touch Nitro Coffee Spray

Local Sex Shop Offering New Edible Face Masks For Couples

Leaked: Chicago Tribune’s Cancel Culture Hit Piece Template

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Alain Germain Duphraine IV PhD Candidate in Poli Sci

Sorry Leftists, But Socialism Never Could’ve Produced The Conditions Necessary To Create Buffalo Wild Wings

The Bean

Without Anyone to Reflect, Am I Even Still A Mirror?

Mercy - a concerned coyote

Rat Week? Where the Hell is Coyote Week?

The Beleaguered Friends Of Performers

If We Come To Your Theatre Company's Fundraiser, We Want You To Promise You Won't Do Any Weird Plays In 2020

Tabitha Chandry

So Your Dog Can Wear Boots And Sweaters But Can’t Ask Me Any Polite Follow-Up Questions About My Hand Loom?

King Solomon

A Compromise: We Can Solve This CPS Labor Dispute By Cutting All The Students in Half

Delia Loufringo

Every Time My Hair Gets Pulled In The Bedroom, I End Up In The Kitchen Making French Cooking

Marcus Pencil

Want To Improve Safety In Our Schools? Let Me Bring My Katana To Class

Tabor McPike

5-ingredient Dirt

Anna Hart and Edmund Pathfinder

Point/Counterpoint: Jamie Is Still out There Somewhere in the Snow Time

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