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Chicago Man Wearing 8 Light Jackets Instead of Single Winter Coat

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Al Capone

Dis Year Seems Like as Good a Year as Any Ta Forget About Saint Valentine’s Day

Marcus Pencil

I Made Thousands From The Gamestop Trade Boom, But I’m Still Furious They Only Offered Me Fifty Cents for My Copy of Halo: Reach

Rahm Emanuel and Forrest Claypool

Who Needs An Immersive Cyberpunk 2077 Experience When We Have Ventra?

Zagam - Portillo’s CEO - Blood Demon

It’s Time for Illinois to Give Back to Its Business Community—in Blood

Luigi

You Know, It’s-a Luigi’s Birthday, Too

Dominic Brassile

Let Me Drink From The Kiddie Pool Filled With Fire Hydrant Runoff

Succulent Plant

I Don't See Color. I Don't Hear Noises. I Don't Breathe Smells. I Am A Succulent Plant.

Alain Germain Duphraine IV PhD Candidate in Poli Sci

Sorry Leftists, But Socialism Never Could’ve Produced The Conditions Necessary To Create Buffalo Wild Wings

The Bean

Without Anyone to Reflect, Am I Even Still A Mirror?

Mercy - a concerned coyote

Rat Week? Where the Hell is Coyote Week?

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