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UN Solemnly Admits to Microchipping Vaccines in Order to Create the Digidestined

“We hope history will judge us kindly when the next generation of malware is decimated by a missile with teeth fired from the righteous ordnance mounted in MetalGreymon’s rippling pectoral muscles.”

Nintendo Rushing to Terraform Additional Islands in Response to Skyrocketing “Animal Crossing” Demand

“We have been very busy in the last few hours, and may God forgive us, but we are ready.”