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Mccormick Place to Install Whirling Blades, Auto-Turrets to Bring Up Bird Kill Numbers
"Frankly, a building of this size should be killing birds in the thousands, not hundreds. We’re hoping we can increase the center’s external weaponry—which is unfortunately currently at ‘none’—in an effort to get our numbers to ‘oil spill’ levels of bird murder.”
Entire Vaccine Staff at Tinley Park Convention Center Catches Con Crud
Vaccine technicians interviewed by The Genius Herald reported that their top-of-the-line N95 masks and face shields worn to protect against COVID were useless against the “crud,” even bringing them in closer contact with the convention center’s other disease-bearing denizens.
