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Jacob Albrecht

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Santa Claus Blasting Cigs on the Holiday Train

Jolly old Saint Nicholas himself has been spotted lighting up a dart on the Holiday Train.

Popular

Mayor Johnson Defends Choosing Pastor for RTA Position: “A Cleric is Important for Party Balance”

We Ran The Numbers, and Your Halloween Costume Already Misses The Mark Big Time

Measure Passes to Lower Chicago Speed Limit From 30 Over Posted Limit to 25 Over Posted Limit

Pitchfork Fest to be Replaced on Union Park Schedule with “Pitchfork Fest,” a Farming Supply Manufacturer Convention

Opinion

Barry 'The Brood' XIX

OPINION: A Cicada Weighs In — “I’m Really Going to Miss Our Time Together”

Matthew Andrew Ryan-Williams

How Come Everyone Wants to Talk About The Air and Water Show but Not My One Man Show At The Annoyance?

Stu Denham - Chicago Style Columnist

I May Be Drenched In Sweat, But I’ll Die If I Can’t Wear a Jean Jacket In September

Natalie Losse - Film Critic

Choice Is An Illusion: Inside The Matrix Resurrections’ Allegory for My Debilitating IBS

MORTALAX THE DREAD-UNDEAD OVERLORD

It’s Time To Return the 12-Foot Jumbo Skeletons Where They Belong: My Lair

Helen Gremple - Former Mother

My Three Kids Were Also Eaten By A Skunk But You Don’t See Me Making A Whole To-Do About It

Craven Barnacle

Meet Craven Barnacle: The Mayor of Marina City

St. Patrick

If Ye Cancel My Parade, I’m Bringin’ Back the Snakes

Al Capone

Dis Year Seems Like as Good a Year as Any Ta Forget About Saint Valentine’s Day

Marcus Pencil

I Made Thousands From The Gamestop Trade Boom, But I’m Still Furious They Only Offered Me Fifty Cents for My Copy of Halo: Reach

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