Brandon Johnson
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Chicago Smoldering Crater One Day After Johnson Inauguration
If only Chicago had listened to right-leaning news outlets that warned them Johnson would doom everyone.
To Honor 4/20, City Tie-Dyes River
“For the city to acknowledge 4/20 by dyeing the river, I feel like it’ll harsh the vibe. Like, kids coming in from Wrigleyville to eat one edible. That’s amateur hour. You gotta live this lifestyle all year round in order to really understand this momentous day.”