“We try to prepare our cadets for the situations they’re likely to encounter while on the job,” said instructor Jim Nowak, 52. “And for a lot of officers, that involves allegations of misconduct.”
At press time, Lightfoot was reportedly working on an executive order to replace riot control’s metal batons with ones made from banana trees.
Crime Rate Expected to Drop to Zero as Chicago Adopts Justice Reform Initiative Suggested by Indiana Man in Facebook Comment
MICHIGAN CITY, IN – Crime in Chicago is expected to drop to zero as the city adopts a comprehensive justice reform package first suggested in a Facebook comment by Buck Johnson, 72, of Michigan Cit
“I’ve heard the voices of our citizens in the streets, and while I cannot defund the police, I can re-fun the police!”