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West Side Cop Academy Constructing Fake Courtrooms for Cadets to Simulate Misconduct Hearings
“We try to prepare our cadets for the situations they’re likely to encounter while on the job,” said instructor Jim Nowak, 52. “And for a lot of officers, that involves allegations of misconduct.”
City Passes Bill Requiring All CPD Bullets Be Organic
At press time, Lightfoot was reportedly working on an executive order to replace riot control’s metal batons with ones made from banana trees.
Crime Rate Expected to Drop to Zero as Chicago Adopts Justice Reform Initiative Suggested by Indiana Man in Facebook Comment
MICHIGAN CITY, IN – Crime in Chicago is expected to drop to zero as the city adopts a comprehensive justice reform package first suggested in a Facebook comment by Buck Johnson, 72, of Michigan Cit
Mayor Lightfoot Debuts Police Reform Plan to Change the C in CPD to “Cool”
“I’ve heard the voices of our citizens in the streets, and while I cannot defund the police, I can re-fun the police!”
