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CTA Reintroduces Double Decker Trains as Ridership Returns
For his part, Buckinghamshire was confident that wouldn’t be a problem. “Subway? What, bleedin’ undergound trains? Are you daft? No, Chicago doesn’t have any o’ those. It’s L for ‘Elevated,’ innit?” He smiled confidently as he patted the nose of the nearest railcar. “Don’t you worry, love. Not a bother.”
Time Traveler? Maskless Man Sitting Next to People on the Train Must Be From 2019
“It was like everyone knew,” said Carol, “the moment he got off everyone seemed to breathe easier. That guy was definitely on a mission to the future. Either that or he’s just some contrarian asshole who refuses to wear a mask on the train as some sort of half-assed protest daring people to say something. Unfortunately it’s impossible to tell which one is which, so I’m going to be safe and assume Terminator.”
CTA Pride Train Pledges to Run Over at Least 2 Homophobes This Month
“Here at the CTA, we’re trying not to be like every other corporation co-opting the aesthetics of pride to hawk our services. This year, we’d like to use our actions to demonstrate our values. Actions like pancaking a few guys who suck here and there. I dunno, we’re trying it out!”
Man Pushing Way Onto Packed Blue Line Train At 8:30 AM Just Wants To Get In On The Fun
“A lot of times, four or more packed trains will go by before I can get on one,” said Everson, beaming with pure glee. “The train is so popular every single day, and I feel lucky that I even have the opportunity to ride it.”
CTA Discontinues Loop-de-Loop Rail Course in Loop
"I loved going through the terrifying experience of being upside down in a slowly moving commuter train. It gave me the ‘pep’ I needed to get through a full day of penny trading. I guess I’ll need to go back to cocaine.”
Grizzled CTA Passenger Tells Legend of Express Train That Never, Ever Stops
“T’ain’t no reason to be lookin’ up at the screens, friends. At this time of night the trains become wilder, more unpredictable. They say at this time of night the express train that never, ever stops roams these tracks, not pickin’ up passengers, just leavin’ folks standing in the cold, frustrated and delayed.”
Man Reading Book On 'L' Twisted Little Pervert Desperate For Attention
"When he found where he’d left off the last time, he made this horrible little smile that just made my blood run cold."
Cool 'L' Drivers Exchange High Fives While Passing, Lose Arms
“There was just like a real crisp fiver, then a wet snapping sound, and then like, all these screams."
