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Apple Announces iOS 13 With “Dark Mode,” Exclusive Merchandise Partnership With Hot Topic

Apple announced that alternative clothing retailer Hot Topic would be their first ever exclusive merchandise partner, calling the decision “a new phase — no, it’s more than that.”

Scientist Not Mad, Just Disappointed

Rogue scientist Dr. Wilhelm Scull addressed the world today via satellite take-over to deliver a dire, strongly worded message. “Peoples of the Earth,” he began from an undisclosed location, “come on….what are we doing here?"

New Evidence Suggests We’re Living in a Reality Where the Matrix Movies Exist

"It’s basically like the Bible meets Plato's Allegory of the Cave, but with robots. It completely rips.”