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The last record holder for most expensive beer, a half-finished Schlitz belonging to Abraham Lincoln purchased at Ford’s Theatre, sold for $2.14 at a silent charity auction in 2012. “No one thought that price would be topped, ever,” said Butterman before quickly adding, “I think they overpaid on that one, as well.”
The new project, dubbed “The Ice District” is only the first of many new projects to take advantage of all this new “land” created by the winter.
“For years, we’ve fielded complaints about how weak the heat lamps are at our outdoor CTA stations,” said Morlin VanDel, 43, spokesperson for the CTA. “Today, we do something about it. Keeping our heat lamps warm is our number one priority.”
An expansion into Chicago is on the horizon, however. Ikea has announced plans to build a flagship food court in the Loop.
“There were always going to be people unhappy with the decision. But no one is unhappy with a large fry from Al’s.”
THE LOOP-- Facing yet another round of devastating budget cuts, the Chicago Public School (CPS) system announced Monday that its music programs will only be able to afford the annoying instruments
“If you’re an improv group, just get one suggestion and then keep it. Reuse it for every show. That’s the only way we’re gonna save the planet’s delicate improv ecosystem.”
For Bradley, 2 (in human years), this marks the third attempt at the maze since trials began.