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CTA Announces They've Smashed Their Goal of Running One Train and Bus a Day
After years of long wait times and skipped schedules, they’ve announced it’s once again hitting goals for service.
Stupid Dumb Idiot Pulls Bus Cord After Someone Already Did
Other passengers corroborated Bolland's story, saying they too had seen a stupid dumb idiot reaching for the cord, even though “Stop Requested” was visible on the bus’s display.
Oscar Awarded to The Bus Driver Who “Didn’t See You” Waiting at Stop
It’s this method of trickery that Wyatt studied as a student of bus driver school.
Chicagoan Not Sure if It’s Debilitating Social Anxiety, or if They Just Have to Take Two Buses to Get There
“I would rather never speak to anyone again than wait for the 82 after already going through the emotional labor of catching the 80.”
CTA Solves Driver Shortage by Welding Drivers’ Doors Shut
“We’re making sure that driver safety and comfort is considered,” said Borle. “There’s windows, so we can pass them food and water. Ugh, I can tell you all are wondering about bathroom breaks. Look, I don’t want to say it. You’re going to get mad at me.”
Report: Bus Driver Idling Just Out of View Until You Order a Rideshare
“We’ve got a little computer der that shows when someone ahead has one of the apps open so we just wait until you break down and click ‘order ride’ before we gun it into view.”
