It is wit heavy heart dat I inform you dat none of da candidates are dumb enough to tackle da dumb Chicago hog vote in da upcoming election.
HRH Prince Friedrich Ruprecht Hapsburg III
Ven mama left ze palace she said she vas going to bring me mein nonpareils und goo goo clusters, und she has been gone for a long time...do you know where she is?
Assoc. Prof. Carmichael Checkengine
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