Loosening Of Gym Restrictions Comes As Relief To Wicker Park Yoga Class Frozen in Warrior Two Since November
“I think the whole Warrior series is a wonderful way to get in touch with your whole body and feel grounded and powerful. But after the first few days of being locked into the pose, I was ready to move on, or at least even it out on the other side.”
Upon entering the museum, visitors are asked to sign a waiver to waive the right to sue for any dinosaur-related damages up to and including being eaten in one big bite like a pelican swallowing a fish.
“What I didn’t expect to see was this guy dragging what appeared to be a bunch of home-made sex furniture down the gangway and putting it right there on the street. I mean, what the hell?”
LINCOLN PARK — Some objects are made valuable—things like jewelry, cars, or large Persian rugs are slapped with gag-worthy price tags before even hitting the market.
CHICAGO — As tensions between Chicago Public Schools and Chicago Teachers Union escalate around teachers’ concerns about reopening in-person education amidst a surging pandemic, teachers in the uni
As Tier 1 Restrictions Return, Field Museum Offers Free Refrigerated Storage For Illinois Residents Who Die On Premises
MUSEUM CAMPUS — As Chicago’s returning Tier 1 COVID restrictions begin to allow for the return of limited indoor dining and in-person visits to cultural institutions, the Field Museum has reopened
“I got it through work, because I’m an essential worker,” farted Jacobs, who is an appsplainer for the dog recycling app DisemBARKR, an app which recycles dogs.
“This mild winter has made you all soft,” bellowed Skilling, standing in front of his green screen, his eyes glowing green and therefore invisible to the loyal channel 9 viewers at home. “Let the Canada Goose jackets be taken from storage. Let the snow times come to pass!”
We don’t really want to talk about it.