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Pfizer To Follow Up COVID Vaccine With Injectable Brain Parasite That Makes You Forget The Pandemic Ever Happened
NEW YORK, NY — Although the first batches of Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine are currently being distributed to frontline workers across the nation, that may be cold comfort to the general populace, who
Chimneyless Chicagoans Grapple With Costly Aftermath Of Santa Eating Through the Floorboards To Access Christmas Stockings
NORTH CENTER — Adding confusion and expense to an already trying year, thousands of apartment-dwelling Chicagoans are grappling with the costly aftermath of Santa eating through their floorboards o
Santa Tracker Update: He’s Doing Donuts on Lower Wacker
LOWER WACKER DR — Friday evening, Santa Claus, age unknown, was seen drifting his sleigh in circles across Lower Wacker Drive.
City Replaces Sun With Light Therapy Lamp
The lamp will become the city’s primary daytime light source for all of the upcoming winter.
ZooLights Pays Homage To This Year’s Fallen the Only Way It Knows How: Lights At Zoo
The ZooLights tradition, begun in the heart of Zachary Taylor’s presidency, has been kept strong over the years by an elite zoo subforce known simply as the Lights Squad.
Despite Everything, Mitch Trubisky Technically History-Making Quarterback
Trubisky’s teammates as well were stunned and surprised at their QB’s historic achievement.
Ikea Opens Second Schaumburg Location, For Convenience
An expansion into Chicago is on the horizon, however. Ikea has announced plans to build a flagship food court in the Loop.
Time Theft Not Giving Same Thrill It Used To
“How much money can I intentionally defraud my company for, knowing that all of the employees at my level are almost criminally underpaid for our expertise anyway?”
Portillo’s, Al’s Beef Employees to Receive Vaccine First
“There were always going to be people unhappy with the decision. But no one is unhappy with a large fry from Al’s.”
Couple on First Date in Dining Bubble Running Out of Things to Talk About, Air
WEST LOOP — With Winter fast approaching and the COVID-19 pandemic still growing despite efforts to ignore it, many local eateries are hoping heartier outdoor-dining structures will keep diners com
